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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT IT'S TOO DAMN COLD
10. People buying hot roasted chestnuts to put in their pants
9. Dan and Connie doing the news huddled together in a sleeping bag
8. Mob corpses seen skidding across the East River
7. Times Square strip clubs advertising "Live Heavily-Dressed
Girls!"
6. Mario Cuomo making a fortune shoveling walks
5. Vendors selling down-filled hot dogs
4. This morning, Triple-A had to jumpstart Andrew Giuliani
3. People coming into Ed Sullivan Theater just to get warm
2. Instead of the finger, New Yorkers giving each other the mitten
1. Cabbies wearing flannel turbans
Playout - "She's So Cold"
Letterman, Monday, February 6, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995